If you were lucky enough to see the NBA All-Star Challenge last night then you know it was BORING!!!!! The Hollywood idiots game the other night was more interesting. The Charles “Crispy Creme” Barkley and Dick “Seabiscuit” Bavetta race was the most entertaining event and that’s truly sad when a 44y/o has-been and a 76y/o ref is the highlight of the evening. Good job NBA!

I usually like the dunk contest but this year was complete shite. The winning dunk was a simple jump over a short table. YIPPEE! Nate Robinson, once again, tries a dunk for 45 minutes and finally gets it on his last try. You just can’t beat entertainment with this kind of quality. Hopefully tonights game won’t be a complete bore but I have my reservations.

Is anything interesting going on in the news right now? If so I guess it’s somehow got past me. The SuperBowl was the most boring shit I’ve seen in a long time. The commercials licked more ass than Gauge in any video she has done. The world, as I see it, is boring as fuck right now. I know shit that’s not entertaining is going down but why do I give a fuck? I could care less if North Korea admits to having nukes. Go ahead and blow the world up because it’s fucking boring the shit out of me. Take this story for example. Who the fuck cares if some dipshit likes to show his CK underwear to everyone? Why do we even bother voting these dipshits into some high power position if this is the shit they focus their time on? I would like to know how many hours were spent on this one bill that has absolutely nothing to do with anything significant.

Continuing the insignificant theme, how about that Marissa and Alex kiss last night? Yummy. That is about the most exciting thing I’ve seen this month. Oh yea, it’s Black History Month. Notice I capitalized that because it’s important or something. This time last year Janet was showing us her black titty. That’s enough black history for this year. Moving on we have something else completely boring. Oh no we don’t because nothing is going on! Someone, please, make a sextape or any interesting news. This tatoo is not interesting but rather gay and at the same time funny.

If you like war videos I found this site. It has thousands of uncensored videos shot by soldiers and reporters in the thick of things. I spent about three hours downloading and watching them. I could not imagine being over there facing that shit everyday. Have you bought a soldier a beer lately? You should just to help get their mind off that shit. I also heard about this site on a local radio station the other day and I’m not sure what to make of it. It seems a bit over the top but also has some interesting arguments to say the least. Wow what an update eh? Someone please do something interesting for god’s sake.