The celebrity craze is so out of control, it’s unbelievable. The fact that some idiot like Perez Hilton has a television show now, shows how out of control it really has become. What is it about their lives that you just can’t get enough and spend hours every day reading, watching, or any of number of ways to get your fix. I don’t get it. Is your life such a complete bore that you want to live your dreams and fantasies through these people? Should I give two shits that this famous jerk is dating this famous whore? Do I need to know Lindsey Lohan was stumbling drunk out of some fancy nightclub? Do I care that Britney Spears showed how completely talentless she really is on the VMA’s? Hell no! Do something interesting with your own lives and you’ll realize how completely retarded this is.

Now, OJ is in the news for an alleged armed robbery and has had way too much media coverage. Did you hear anything about the armed robbery suspect shot to death in Las Vegas a few days ago? Absolutely not if you live outside of Vegas. How could this be? Because you don’t give a fuck. That’s how. If it had been OJ then you bet your ass it would’ve been the top story on every paper, magazine, news channel or any other form of media and would’ve been non-stop until you idiots lost interest.

You live your paycheck-to-paycheck lives struggling to make ends meet while these people have the world at their feet. I understand wanting to be entertained and thinking about something other than how your life sucks but this isn’t the way to go about it. Do something generous for someone worse off than you and I guarantee you’ll feel more delighted and entertained than you could ever be trying to keep up with who wore what at some completely retarded, self-serving awards show.

As a young fella growing up in America I played baseball as most young boys used to. My buddy has a young boy and a couple nephews that are playing baseball. I tag along to some of the games and can’t help but wonder where all the talent has gone. Most teams have one or two kids that carry the team and the rest shouldn’t even be allowed on the field. It’s sad that in this country we have allowed this to happen. Idiot parents with a talentless kid think their kid should be allowed to play right alongside those with true talent.

I understand giving everyone a chance to see what they have but it isn’t hard to see from the get go who has it and who doesn’t. One season of teeball is more than enough time to see your kid sucks. “Look at little Timmy! Isn’t he so cute! He always runs to third base first. He’s going to be the greatest of all time!” Wrong jackass! Your son sucks and is probably mildly retarded. Keep him in his room where he won’t hurt himself or anyone else. Maybe he’ll grow up and realize you are the reason his life sucks and stab you in the face.

There is a very good reason why most of the best professionals today are from other countries and that will continue to be the case unless you parents get your head out of your asses and realize your kid sucks. Let little Timmy do what he wants. He knows he’s the worst player because the other players won’t let him forget it. Don’t make it worse for him just because you want to live your life through him. He sucks just like you did as a kid and nothing is going to change that fact. Get over it.

Baseball today is by far the most boring sport in this country. I never thought I would say it with golf out there but it has happened. I fall asleep watching golf but I have seizures and fall into a coma watching baseball these days. The only thing that brings me out of a coma is hearing a voice speaking nine hundred miles and hour at the end of the game and not being able to understand a single word of it. Foreign players have taken over the game and you can blame yourself for that. Stop making your idiot kids play a sport they hate. Less retards on the field makes it far more competitive for the ones who know and love the game.

Looks like Trump has put his hair on the line for Wrestlemania.

Trump and World Wrestling Entertainment owner Vince McMahon will pick a wrestler to represent them in the ring April at Wrestlemania 23 at Detroit’s Ford Field on April 1.

OH THE SUSPENSE! Who will win?!?

I’m going to go far out on a limb here and say Donald will still have his hair when this match concludes. I could be wrong but I doubt it.

Xbiz has an article about Utah and their loathe for porn.

“I can’t tell you how many stories I’ve heard, how many lives I’ve seen destroyed by pornography,” Rep. Bradley Daw, the resolution’s sponsor, said. “This is an absolute scourge on our society.”

That’s an interesting way of wording it. Someone’s been watching a little too much BDSM porn themselves eh?

I would like to see this Bradley Daw produce a single porn watcher he has “seen destroyed” by pornography. If he could do this, I’d venture a bet that this person was “destroyed” far before he found porn on the Internet. My mental picture of this guy is something like the image found to the right. Obviously lost way before porn. Most likely a side effect of his polygamist father “touching” him a little too much as a child.

Now if this destroyed person was a porn performer then they made their choice. No one forced them into it. They signed the contract and knew beforehand what was going to take place. Just because they can’t cope and turn to drugs or alcohol afterwards is their problem. Many Police and correction officers do the same thing but no one says their profession is a scourge on society. They also knew what they were getting into and it was a choice they decided to live with.

Porn IS the Internet and will never go away no matter how hard anyone fights it. People want it and thus it’s provided. The 1% of idiots that want it gone are in a losing battle. It’s here to stay so learn to deal with it or get off the Internet you dim fucks.

Enough with the Anna Nicole shit! Everyone on the planet hated her before she died and now it seems we can’t just let her die. Put Anna’s estate in a trust for her girl and when she’s 18 she can decide what to do with it. Maybe then she won’t have to slut around like her mom but it’s probably engraved in her anyway. Who wouldn’t like a fat stack to waste on some blow when they turn 18? I need some now just trying to watch this bullshit news.

Who knew evololution was a sham? The Jews, that’s who! They’ve been spreading this nasty rumor for generations according to Mr. Chisum, a Texas Congressman. (obviously Republican)

“Indisputable evidence - long hidden but now available to everyone - demonstrates conclusively that so-called ’secular evolution science’ is the Big Bang, 15-billion-year, alternate ‘creation scenario’ of the Pharisee Religion,” the memo said.

“This scenario is derived concept-for-concept from Rabbinic writings in the mystic ‘holy book’ Kabbala dating back at least two millennia.”

Mr. Chisum has since made an apology because being the “PC” society that we are, a public figure must be condemned for these kind of statements. Grow a pair and stand up for what you believe assface.

PS: I love Jews!

PPS: Maybe!

If you haven’t been under a rock for the last few days then you’re aware of Britney’s new do. So you can get in on all the fun, the owner of the salon where Britney shaved her head has put the locks up on eBay.

What better way to show your friends that you’re a complete moron! Get your bid in now!!

Yesterday Bank of America decided it would be a good idea to allow illegal immagrants to obtain credit cards. Identification? Wha? Who needs it? It’s always good to know you can walk into a bank without them knowing who you are and getting a fat credit line. What’s to keep these people from going to ten different banks and getting cards from each? Oh, I see, you record their name. Gotcha!

It might be a worthwhile trip to head out to California, speak a little Spanish and get a few credit cards to max out and not pay for. Thankfully, those of us who have BoA accounts won’t have to pay for those illegals that decide not to pay up. Riiight

Yes it is you stupid ass!!

Bust just can’t seem to let the right words come out of his ass-sucking mouth. Every single person that’s not in the hospital on life-support knows Iraq is in a “Civil War“. Yet Bushy refuses to say the obvious and elects, instead, to use words he doesn’t even know or can pronounce.

Just say it you jackass! I know you would hate to do or say anything the rest of the free world would do or say but enough is enough.

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