The celebrity craze is so out of control, it’s unbelievable. The fact that some idiot like Perez Hilton has a television show now, shows how out of control it really has become. What is it about their lives that you just can’t get enough and spend hours every day reading, watching, or any of number of ways to get your fix. I don’t get it. Is your life such a complete bore that you want to live your dreams and fantasies through these people? Should I give two shits that this famous jerk is dating this famous whore? Do I need to know Lindsey Lohan was stumbling drunk out of some fancy nightclub? Do I care that Britney Spears showed how completely talentless she really is on the VMA’s? Hell no! Do something interesting with your own lives and you’ll realize how completely retarded this is.

Now, OJ is in the news for an alleged armed robbery and has had way too much media coverage. Did you hear anything about the armed robbery suspect shot to death in Las Vegas a few days ago? Absolutely not if you live outside of Vegas. How could this be? Because you don’t give a fuck. That’s how. If it had been OJ then you bet your ass it would’ve been the top story on every paper, magazine, news channel or any other form of media and would’ve been non-stop until you idiots lost interest.

You live your paycheck-to-paycheck lives struggling to make ends meet while these people have the world at their feet. I understand wanting to be entertained and thinking about something other than how your life sucks but this isn’t the way to go about it. Do something generous for someone worse off than you and I guarantee you’ll feel more delighted and entertained than you could ever be trying to keep up with who wore what at some completely retarded, self-serving awards show.

Looks like Trump has put his hair on the line for Wrestlemania.

Trump and World Wrestling Entertainment owner Vince McMahon will pick a wrestler to represent them in the ring April at Wrestlemania 23 at Detroit’s Ford Field on April 1.

OH THE SUSPENSE! Who will win?!?

I’m going to go far out on a limb here and say Donald will still have his hair when this match concludes. I could be wrong but I doubt it.

TMZ is reporting Britney is back in rehab.

“TMZ has learned Britney Spears is back in rehab. Sources say the singer has checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles. We’re told the move came after family members, including her mom, pressed her to check in.”

First of all, she is far from being a singer. Second, why is everyone so enamored with this slore? She can’t help it, it’s just the way her momma raised her. You fags should be happy she still has teeth and sometimes wears shoes. She can’t sing, now she’s fugly and she should just go away. Take her millions and move back to Lu-zee-anna, buy a big farm house and await her death. Meth would help speed the process so please, by all means gorge yourself!

Enough with the Anna Nicole shit! Everyone on the planet hated her before she died and now it seems we can’t just let her die. Put Anna’s estate in a trust for her girl and when she’s 18 she can decide what to do with it. Maybe then she won’t have to slut around like her mom but it’s probably engraved in her anyway. Who wouldn’t like a fat stack to waste on some blow when they turn 18? I need some now just trying to watch this bullshit news.

If you haven’t been under a rock for the last few days then you’re aware of Britney’s new do. So you can get in on all the fun, the owner of the salon where Britney shaved her head has put the locks up on eBay.

What better way to show your friends that you’re a complete moron! Get your bid in now!!

Looks like Dog lost a court decision on his extradition to Mexico. He and his cohorts will have to stand trial for “illegal detention” steaming from his arrest of Andrew Luster in 2003. They each could face up to 4 years in a Mexican prison but Dog’s attorney says he’ll probably just have to pay a fine.

Why in the hell our government would allow this to even be an issue is beyond me. The only reason I can figure is the fact that Dog is a public figure so that’s why Mexican authorities are pursuing him with such vigor. Which is exactly the reason our jackass government should block his extradition. Dog put it on his shoulders to catch Luster when our idiot government couldn’t be bothered chasing a rapist.

If he only has to pay a fine then lesson learned and move on. However, if he has to spend any time whatsoever in prison then this is simply crazy. You can help Dog if you’re a fan. Here are some examples of ways to help. Either way, good luck Dog! Hope all turns out well.

After showing the world her vag numerous times over the past couple weeks, Britney Spears finally decided to cover her self. Spending a whopping $3800 on underwear might be a little overboard but I would personally like to thank all of Britney’s fans for buying her crappy albums so she can afford underwear.

About 3 years ago, her vag pics would have been worth millions but now they just make everyone puke. From the red hued rash to horrible c-section scar, it was more than most could take.

Hey, you never know. This could lead to Lindsey Lohan actually trying to wear underwear but that’s a stretch to say the least.

After attending the premier for his upcoming movie, “Hostage“, Bruce Willis went to the after party where he apparently met up with Lindsay Lohan. Sources say they were enjoying a gropefest during which Lindsay’s pants were pulled down far enough to see the tatoo on her ass that read “La Bella Vista” (The Beautiful View). The groping continued upstairs in Willis’ suite where I hope he relieved himself on her face. Take that Demi, you whore!

It’s pretty much confirmed now, Lindsay will be nude in something before long. It could be a movie, Playboy or my personal favorite, a sextape but it will happen. You just hide and watch.

Story here.

This is my top five major scores in the babe department.

First up we have that Seal somehow getting his flippers on Heidi Klum. First I would like to know how scarface could get any woman looking the way he does let alone said woman being Heidi Klum. Supermodels have sunk to new lows in my book. I’m truly hoping this does not break the celebrity standard and last more than a few months but never the less she has been tainted and will never be looked at in the same light she was before.

Second on the list is Rod Stewart incomprehensibly bedding down with Stacy’s Mom, Rachel Hunter. Granted, “Do You Think I’m Sexy?” breaks the lust-o-meter but I just don’t think that’s enough. What does he have that the rest of us blokes do not? It must be the hair, that’s the only explanation I can come up with. Let’s face it; he’s uglier than most of us but something about his flow gets the ladies’ undies wet.

This gruesome twosome is quite laughable. This would be number one if Julia was a little hotter. It’s obviously not Lyle’s fault because no one in celebrityville is more hideous than this creature. Well maybe one soul has him beat but I’ll get to that next. Did anyone even know who he was before you heard about them getting together in the gossip columns? I’m not much of a country music fan but apparently Julia is which definitely shows, along with her groping of Lyle, her terrible taste.

Obviously you knew this was coming. Yes, even Michael, has Lyle beaten in the unsightly department. Goatse looks lovely compared to this child molester. Lisa Marie is semi hot but would look ten times better if she had more of her mother’s jeans. Fucking her would probably disturb me when she decided to moan because you know some Elvis sounding shit would eventually come out.

For those of us that listen to Howard Stern, we’ve known about Playboy’s Miss March, Jillian Grace, for quite some time. She came on the show to let Howard and the staff critique her and her dreams of becoming a Playboy model. A few days ago she was back on Howard’s show to talk about her upcoming issue of Playboy. She revealed that she slept with Pauly Shore of all people and immediately lost thousands of fans. She’s been smokin the weasel and actually enjoying it. What a sad day in history, washed up Pauly Shore scores a smoking hot eighteen year old Playboy model.

That’s my list, got any others? Post them in the comments.

Is anything interesting going on in the news right now? If so I guess it’s somehow got past me. The SuperBowl was the most boring shit I’ve seen in a long time. The commercials licked more ass than Gauge in any video she has done. The world, as I see it, is boring as fuck right now. I know shit that’s not entertaining is going down but why do I give a fuck? I could care less if North Korea admits to having nukes. Go ahead and blow the world up because it’s fucking boring the shit out of me. Take this story for example. Who the fuck cares if some dipshit likes to show his CK underwear to everyone? Why do we even bother voting these dipshits into some high power position if this is the shit they focus their time on? I would like to know how many hours were spent on this one bill that has absolutely nothing to do with anything significant.

Continuing the insignificant theme, how about that Marissa and Alex kiss last night? Yummy. That is about the most exciting thing I’ve seen this month. Oh yea, it’s Black History Month. Notice I capitalized that because it’s important or something. This time last year Janet was showing us her black titty. That’s enough black history for this year. Moving on we have something else completely boring. Oh no we don’t because nothing is going on! Someone, please, make a sextape or any interesting news. This tatoo is not interesting but rather gay and at the same time funny.

If you like war videos I found this site. It has thousands of uncensored videos shot by soldiers and reporters in the thick of things. I spent about three hours downloading and watching them. I could not imagine being over there facing that shit everyday. Have you bought a soldier a beer lately? You should just to help get their mind off that shit. I also heard about this site on a local radio station the other day and I’m not sure what to make of it. It seems a bit over the top but also has some interesting arguments to say the least. Wow what an update eh? Someone please do something interesting for god’s sake.