What’s up with people learning to drive these days. When I was growing up we had to take 2 months worth of driving lessons from a trained professional (usually a football coach making extra money for the summer) but still we learned how to drive. What’s up with people these days? Are they getting their license out of a box of cracker jacks or what?
First lesson will be merging onto a freeway. You don’t merge at 45 miles an hour asswipe! People wonder why traffic is backed up and going slow, well wonder no more. It’s because some putz monkey doesn’t understand that when he merges at 45 miles an hour then everyone has to slow down causing everyone else to have to slow down. Here’s a surefire way to make sure that doesn’t happen. If the speed limit of said highway is 60 miles per hour then punch the accelerator (it’s the skinny one on the right) and be doing 60 when you merge. Don’t be scared just punch it and merge. You’ll find that people are much more willing to let you merge when you are going the same speed as them than when you’re trying to merge your stupid ass at 45 miles and hour. Doesn’t matter if your old with blue hair or young or foreign, get the lead out and merge.
I agree with the comment about people who do not know how to drive. I have followed people on the interstate going 45 miles an hour. Are you crazy? Sure fire way to get your ass run over, dip shit. Or better yet, what about those people who are in the far left lane and figure out at the last minute, oh wait, there is my exit, so they cut over 4 lanes to exit. Not paying any attention to who is in the lanes next to them. It’s the “friendly way to drive in Texas”, as they run your ass off the road. I think that when you move from one state to another, you should have to take a driving test. Or better yet, when you come from another country. Wake up people, get off the damn cell phone, stop eating, or text messaging. Start paying attention.