The celebrity craze is so out of control, it’s unbelievable. The fact that some idiot like Perez Hilton has a television show now, shows how out of control it really has become. What is it about their lives that you just can’t get enough and spend hours every day reading, watching, or any of number of ways to get your fix. I don’t get it. Is your life such a complete bore that you want to live your dreams and fantasies through these people? Should I give two shits that this famous jerk is dating this famous whore? Do I need to know Lindsey Lohan was stumbling drunk out of some fancy nightclub? Do I care that Britney Spears showed how completely talentless she really is on the VMA’s? Hell no! Do something interesting with your own lives and you’ll realize how completely retarded this is.

Now, OJ is in the news for an alleged armed robbery and has had way too much media coverage. Did you hear anything about the armed robbery suspect shot to death in Las Vegas a few days ago? Absolutely not if you live outside of Vegas. How could this be? Because you don’t give a fuck. That’s how. If it had been OJ then you bet your ass it would’ve been the top story on every paper, magazine, news channel or any other form of media and would’ve been non-stop until you idiots lost interest.

You live your paycheck-to-paycheck lives struggling to make ends meet while these people have the world at their feet. I understand wanting to be entertained and thinking about something other than how your life sucks but this isn’t the way to go about it. Do something generous for someone worse off than you and I guarantee you’ll feel more delighted and entertained than you could ever be trying to keep up with who wore what at some completely retarded, self-serving awards show.